Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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