Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i used baking grease as lip gloss
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sober January is a disaster.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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