There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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