I want to have your abortion
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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