He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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