At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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