Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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