So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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