Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
my god I love twenty year old dicks
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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