i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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