we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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