K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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