Nicole vs. Life
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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