Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.