What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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