He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
a search helicopter?!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Let's paint friendship bongs
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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