There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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