Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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