All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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