I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Omg I joined a choir last night...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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