i think my tv is drunk
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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