I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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