I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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