I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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