I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I don't think brook has ever known best
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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