my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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