I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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