I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize