i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I could fuck to npr.
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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