what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
as a side note pls kill me
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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