My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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