Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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