Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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