adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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