this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He better not be in your backpack
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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