Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Two words: blizzard sex
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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