i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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