Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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