finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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