Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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