me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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