i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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