Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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