you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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