doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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