Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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