She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This is my gift to your gina
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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