Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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