That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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