What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
