Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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