How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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