how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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