I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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