Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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